On the most Scottish thing he'd ever seen: I was going through a town called Bathgate at around 11 o'clock at night. And there was a guy leaning and pissing against a front door. He then took out his keys and went inside.
What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there whil… - Frankie Boyle
What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there whil…
- Frankie Boyle
On the most Scottish thing he'd ever seen: I was going through a town called Bathgate at around 11 o'clock at night. And there was a guy leaning and … - Frankie Boyle
On the most Scottish thing he'd ever seen: I was going through a town called Bathgate at around 11 o'clock at night. And there was a guy leaning and …
People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'. - Frankie Boyle
People who think there's no good way to die have obviously never heard the phrase 'Drug-fuelled-sex-heart-attack'.
Political correctness has changed everything. People forget that political correctness used to be called spastic gay talk. - Frankie Boyle
Political correctness has changed everything. People forget that political correctness used to be called spastic gay talk.
I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer. - Frankie Boyle
I live in a flat with 3 women, I call it surround sound. I keep the ugly one behind the sofa as a woofer.
Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'? - Frankie Boyle
Does anyone find it ironic how a program aimed at old people is called 'Countdown'?
For 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person. - Frankie Boyle
For 3 Million you could give everyone in Scotland a shovel, and we could dig a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person.
The government are considering spending £3million on a state funeral for Margaret Thatcher when she dies. For £3million they could buy everyone in Sc… - Frankie Boyle
The government are considering spending £3million on a state funeral for Margaret Thatcher when she dies. For £3million they could buy everyone in Sc…
Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist! - Frankie Boyle
Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!
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