My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living.
George BurnsRead
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
Interpretation
A successful sermon requires a captivating start and finish, ideally with minimal content in between.
George Burns humorously suggests that the effectiveness of a sermon lies in its structure rather than its content. By emphasizing the importance of a strong beginning and a powerful ending, he implies that attention spans are short, and often, the best way to engage an audience is to get to the point quickly.
In practice
During a workshop on public speaking, one could cite this quote to stress the importance of structure.
My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.
I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about.
When I'm up there, I'm just thinking that I've got to make them laugh or they won't show up next time.
If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander.
And that brings us to tonight's word: Truthiness. Now I'm sure some of the word-police, the 'wordanistas' over at Websters, are gonna say, 'Hey, that's not a word!' Well, anybody who knows me knows that I am no fan of dictionaries or reference books. They're elitist. Constantly telling us what is or isn't true, what did or didn't happen.
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
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