My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living.
George BurnsRead
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
Interpretation
A successful sermon requires a captivating start and finish, ideally with minimal content in between.
George Burns humorously suggests that the effectiveness of a sermon lies in its structure rather than its content. By emphasizing the importance of a strong beginning and a powerful ending, he implies that attention spans are short, and often, the best way to engage an audience is to get to the point quickly.
In practice
During a workshop on public speaking, one could cite this quote to stress the importance of structure.
My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
I wanted to write something that would be a comedy in the sense of making people feel happier when they finish it than they did when began it.
It is a much cleverer thing to talk nonsense than to listen to it.
What is this demilitarized zone? Whatever it is, I like it! Gets you on your toes better than a strong cup of cappuccino.
A sense of humor is the best indicator that you will recover; it is often the best indicator that people will love you. Sustain that and you have hope.
Rats They fought the dogs and killed the cats, And bit the babies in the cradles, And ate the cheeses out of the vats, And licked the soup from the cook's own ladles. Split open the kegs of salted sprats, Made nests inside men's Sunday hats, And even spoiled the women's chats By drowning their speaking With shrieking and squeaking In fifty different sharps and flats.
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