Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.
Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There… - Natasha Leggero
Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There…
- Natasha Leggero
Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be a comedian?' and I'm like 'Don… - Natasha Leggero
Male comics are always coming up to me and they're like 'Hey Natasha. Don't you think you're a little attractive to be a comedian?' and I'm like 'Don…
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing. - Natasha Leggero
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't u… - Natasha Leggero
Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't u…
For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many t… - Natasha Leggero
For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many t…
If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity. - Natasha Leggero
If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.
I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise. - Natasha Leggero
I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.
Often when you are starting out in comedy, you will find that people will laugh at the things you didn't think were funny. It's important to pay atte… - Natasha Leggero
Often when you are starting out in comedy, you will find that people will laugh at the things you didn't think were funny. It's important to pay atte…
Lovin this Ghost Ghirls! It was great to get to play a madame not just a boring prostitute. - Natasha Leggero
Lovin this Ghost Ghirls! It was great to get to play a madame not just a boring prostitute.
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