Gordie, the white boy genius, gave me this book by a Russian dude named Tolstoy, who wrote, 'Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.' Well, I hate to argue with a Russian genius, but Tolstoy didn't know Indians, and he didn't know that all Indian families are unhappy for the same exact reasons: the frikkin' booze.
I was studying the sky like I was an astronomer, except it was daytime and I didn't have a telescope, so I was just an idiot.
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What this quote means
The speaker humorously likens their wandering thoughts to an astronomer's work, highlighting the absurdity of trying to study something beyond reach without proper tools.
In this quote, Sherman Alexie reflects on the futility and humor of trying to understand the complexities of life or thoughts without the necessary tools, akin to an astronomer studying the sky without a telescope during the day. The self-deprecating humor emphasizes our human tendency to engage in seemingly pointless or foolish pursuits, making us reflect on our own aspirations and the inherent limitations in our understanding.
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This quote can be used in a light-hearted speech about the importance of recognizing our limitations.
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I draw because words are too unpredictable. I draw because words are too limited. If you speak and write in English, or Spanish, or Chinese, or any other language, then only a certain percentage of human beings will get your meaning. But when you draw a picture everybody can understand it. If I draw a cartoon of a flower, then every man, woman, and child in the world can look at it and say, "That's a flower.
We all have to find our own ways to say good-bye.
I write books for teenagers because I vividly remember what it felt like to be a teen facing everyday and epic dangers. I don't write to protect them. It's far too late for that. I write to give them weapons-in the form of words and ideas-that will help them fight their monsters. I write in blood because I remember what it felt like to bleed.
A lot of people have no idea that right now Y.A. (young adult). is the Garden of Eden of literature.
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