Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
You know something I could really do without? The Space Shuttle. ... It's irresponsible. The last thing we should be doing is sending our grotesquely distorted DNA out into space.
Interpretation
George Carlin critiques the idea of space exploration by highlighting the risks of sending humanity's flaws into the universe.
In this quote, George Carlin expresses his skepticism about space exploration, particularly the Space Shuttle program, by stating that humanity's imperfections should not be sent into space. He suggests that rather than reaching for the stars, we should focus on improving ourselves and addressing the issues that distort our very nature, implying that space travel may exacerbate rather than alleviate our flaws.
In practice
Using this quote to spark a discussion on the ethical implications of space exploration at a science symposium.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
The idea of a cure for autism is itself controversial. Some people with autism say they don't want to be cured, because autism gives them a different way of looking at the world.
Monuments! what are they? the very pyramids have forgotten their builders, or to whom they were dedicated. Deeds, not stones, are the true monuments of the great.
The political currents that topped the global agenda in the late 20th century - revolutionary nationalism, feminism and ethnic struggle - place culture at their heart.
There's something scary about stupidity made coherent.
The bite of conscience is indecent.
WAR, n. A by-product of the arts of peace. The most menacing political condition is a period of international amity.
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