I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.
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You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.
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What this quote means
This quote humorously questions the competence of government officials in a relatable way.
Jon Stewart's quote uses humor to highlight the absurdity often observed in government actions and decisions. By likening government officials to people getting dressed in the morning, he puts into perspective the everyday nature of their responsibilities while also suggesting a lack of confidence in their ability to handle serious tasks.
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GovernmentHumorAbsurdityResponsibilityCompetence
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During a comedy night focusing on politics.
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If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.
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