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If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.
George Burns
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Interpretation

What this quote means

This quote humorously emphasizes enjoying life's pleasures to the fullest.

George Burns' quote suggests a playful approach to indulgence, highlighting that if he invested in a high-quality cigar, he would savor every moment with it, even drawing a humorous parallel to love and intimacy. It's a lighthearted reminder to appreciate and enjoy the finer things in life, treating them with care and affection.

Themes

HumorEnjoymentIndulgencePleasureSavoringCigar

In practice

Example use cases

Using this quote at a cigar lounge gathering to break the ice.

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