Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain’t gonna be at the perfect time. You’re married, they’re single. That’s right. You’re Jewish, they’re Palestinian. You’re a Mexican, they’re a raccoon. You’re a black woman, he’s a black man.
Chris RockRead
The thing I try to get across to the writers - and I do a lot of writing, too - is that when I do stand-up, nothing I talk about is funny. Everything is really sad and tragic and then I make it funny.
Interpretation
Comedy often draws from sad and tragic experiences, transforming them into something humorous.
In this quote, Chris Rock emphasizes the idea that the essence of his comedy stems from deeper, often darker experiences. He suggests that what appears to be funny on stage is rooted in sad and tragic realities; it is his skillful articulation that transforms these experiences into humor, providing a unique lens through which the audience can view pain and laughter simultaneously.
In practice
In a stand-up routine discussing coping with loss.
Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain’t gonna be at the perfect time. You’re married, they’re single. That’s right. You’re Jewish, they’re Palestinian. You’re a Mexican, they’re a raccoon. You’re a black woman, he’s a black man.
I kind of keep my personality in my pocket a lot. When I start to do stand-up, that's not my true personality either. It's the personality of a guy who hasn't been able to say what he wanted to say.
There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the bad sides of being famous, you really should take advantage of the good sides. The good sides are, you can use that fame to get projects you might not normally get.
If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.
Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren't free but I'm sure they enjoyed fireworks.
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
If a person is not talented enough to be a novelist, not smart enough to be a lawyer, and his hands are too shaky to perform operations, he becomes a journalist.
It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression, 'As pretty as an airport.
All higher humor begins with ceasing to take oneself seriously.
You thunder and lightning too much; the reader ceases to get under the bed, by and by.
Eisenhower admitted that the budget can't be balanced and McCarthy said the communists are taking over. You don't know what to worry about these days - whether the country will be overthrown or overdrawn.
Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."
Subscribe for the occasional hand-picked quote. No noise.