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The three branches of government number considerably more than three and are not, in any sense, 'branches' since that would imply that there is something they are all attached to besides self-aggrandizement and our pocketbooks. ... Government is not a machine with parts; it's an organism. When does an intestine quit being an intestine and start becoming an asshole?
P. J. O'Rourke
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What this quote means

This quote critiques the government's structure and functioning, suggesting that it's more complex than simply having three branches.

P. J. O'Rourke's quote uses vivid imagery to highlight the flaws in the conventional understanding of government as divided into three branches. He argues that instead of a well-functioning machine, the government acts more like an organism driven by self-interest and monetary gain, leading to questions about the essence of governmental roles and responsibilities.

Themes

GovernmentPoliticsCorruptionSelf-InterestAuthority

In practice

Example use cases

During a debate on government reform, I could use this quote to emphasize the need for accountability.

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