Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't. - Ogden Nash
You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.
- Ogden Nash
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. - Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world. - Ogden Nash
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why. - Ogden Nash
God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches. - Ogden Nash
Wind is caused by the trees waving their branches.
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned. - Ogden Nash
I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today.
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
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