My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.

- Margaret Smith

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."

- Margaret Smith

Only when all images of Earth are hushed and the clamor of the senses be stilled, and the soul has passed beyond thought of self, can the eternal wis…

- Margaret Smith

I hate people. People make me pro-nuclear.

- Margaret Smith

Safety was not a big thing when I was growing up. A seat belt was something that got in the way: 'Ma, the seat belt is digging into my back.' 'Stuff …

- Margaret Smith

I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.

- Margaret Smith

Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.

- Margaret Smith

I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have t…

- Margaret Smith

My femininity is always something I've tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world.

- Margaret Smith