Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

- Jerry Coleman

A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

- Jerry Coleman

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

- Jerry Coleman

When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.

- Jerry Coleman

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

- Jerry Coleman

I've never seen a game like this. Every game this year has been like this.

- Jerry Coleman

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

- Jerry Coleman

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

- Jerry Coleman

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

- Jerry Coleman