Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

- David Brenner

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

- David Brenner

I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

- David Brenner

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

- David Brenner

We work very, very hard to find that fine line where location is meaningful enough to be interesting to an advertiser but not so intrusive that it in…

- David Brenner

What we want to do is raise the bare minimum amount that will give us a large enough microphone to effectively convey our message. Unfortunately, $20…

- David Brenner

You could place one product in a first-run telecast, a second product what that program is rerun, and a third product when the show goes into syndica…

- David Brenner

It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time.

- David Brenner

You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.

- David Brenner