I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.

- James H. Boren

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.

- James H. Boren

Most educators would continue to lecture on navigation while the ship is going down.

- James H. Boren

It is hard to look up to a leader who keeps his ear to the ground.

- James H. Boren