When you're famous you can't go to Topshop. Even when I disguise myself in a moustache, baseball cap, sunglasses - the full Madonna kit - it doesn't work: my stupid face is too big.
You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs? - Noel Fielding
You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?
- Noel Fielding
I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments. - Noel Fielding
I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.
Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them. - Noel Fielding
Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.
I had always drawn, every day as long as I had held a pencil, and just assumed everyone else had too…Art had saved me and helped me fit in…Art was al… - Noel Fielding
I had always drawn, every day as long as I had held a pencil, and just assumed everyone else had too…Art had saved me and helped me fit in…Art was al…
It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho! - Noel Fielding
It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!
When I was 13 I told my dad I'd rather kill myself than do an ordinary job. He vaguely muttered something about how I'd need to earn a living somehow… - Noel Fielding
When I was 13 I told my dad I'd rather kill myself than do an ordinary job. He vaguely muttered something about how I'd need to earn a living somehow…
Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. - Noel Fielding
Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.
I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay. - Noel Fielding
I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay.
When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me. - Noel Fielding
When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.
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