Quotes on Beer

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.

Beer commercials usually show big men, manly men, doing manly things: "You've just killed a small animal. It's time for a light beer." Why not have a realistic beer commercial, with a realistic thing about beer, where someone goes, "It's 5:00 in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time."

It is not the drinker, but the man who has just stopped drinking, who thinks the world is going to the dogs.

One of the marks of a certain type of bad man is that he cannot give up a thing himself without wanting every one else to give it up. That is not the Christian way. An individual Christian may see fit to give up all sorts of things for special reasons--marriage, or meat, or beer, or the cinema; but the moment he starts saying the things are bad in themselves, or looking down his nose at other people who do use them, he has taken the wrong turning.

We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink.

Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed that she was going to enjoy a refreshing drink which she almost certainly was not going to pay for.

I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.

There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

I think a man can keep on drinking for centuries, he'll never die; especially wine or beer...I like drunkards, man, because drunkards, they come out of it, and they're sick and they spring back, they spring back and forth...If I hadn't been a drunkard, I probably would have committed suicide long ago.

I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.

God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.

Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.

I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach.