I was never trained for anything.

I do not sing politics. I merely sing the truth..

Life had sure been simpler when I hadn't dated..

I am not a Hemingway aficionado..

A big part of managing a golf course is managing your swing on the course..

There must be nothing in my daily conduct that, copied by another, could lead that one into unholiness..

It’s not what you do some of the time that counts, it’s what you do all of the time that counts..

I'm far too middle-class to morally object to a paying job..

Nothing good comes out of depression..

Yes. I've been asked to pose nude, but I never have, and I probably never will..

It takes one person to give you a big chance..

So many see themselves as aggrieved; so few see themselves as aggrievers..

Jen, we did it. Everyone's free now..

Nothing good ever comes without a price..

I think life throws enough curveballs that you shouldn't make such a big deal out of everything..

I'm not a big theory person. So when I get asked questions that demand serious statements, I just make it up..

What interests me about genre is that the public connects immediately with it, it has certain rules, certain codes the audience recognizes. I can use….

You can't get it right, until you make it wrong..

I am a writer, not a transcriber..

Go big, or go home. Otherwise, you’re wasting your youth..

I've lived my life dealing with everybody. And that's how it's always been for me..