You will never find a better friend to the United States than Australia..

Your either in or out. There's no in between..

The bеѕt wау tо predict уоur future іѕ tо create it..

It is worse to be irresolute than to be wrong..

I normally wear Stuart Weitzman or Kors Michael Kors..

You're either living or you're dead..

Celebrity is very weird..

I'm a free agent. I want the major-label budget for my next album, but I'm too big for the label to pay me. I don't want to be controlled, to be wate….

I'm good for some things, bad for a lot of things..

I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers..

One is a writer, or one is not..

I've never tried to be something I'm not..

None of Us is as Good as All of Us..

She went on because there was no going back..

The business of business is business..

Right is right though all condemn, and wrong is wrong though all approve..

Do less than you ever thought it was possible to do..

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..

It's true that I suffered a lot, especially when I was younger..

You're a stalker with hooves." -Percy Jackson.

Anything that can go wrong, will.