So many see themselves as aggrieved; so few see themselves as aggrievers..

I'm not just anybody.' 'No, indeed. Nobody is..

The roughest road often leads to the top..

I had always been heavily influenced by stand-up..

Dawn Steel was the person who told me I could never wear shoes like this! She and Nora Ephron told me 'you can't wear those crappy shoes, nobody woul….

The longer you live, the better you get..

Good wares make good markets..

Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good..

A sign now of success with a certain audience when you do a short comedy piece, anywhere, is that it gets on YouTube and gets around. It's always som….

Do you not see the Madonna always beside the tabernacle?.

When you start somewhere, you've started..

Death, only, renders hope futile..

As I get older, I've been having a better and better time..

You are what you pretend to be..

I never take myself too seriously..

You can't find what doesn't exist, but you can create it..

You have only one life, make the most of it.

What I mean by the common good is that we understand we're all part of something bigger than ourselves, that we live in societies together and must h….

I studied a lot of Foghorn Leghorn..

Time doesn't go. Time stays. We go..

I see only what you see, but I notice what I see..