Faith is agreeing with God and saying what He says about you..

The secret to riches is the same as the secret to comedy - timing..

There are two things you can't argue in film: comedy and eroticism. If something doesn't make you laugh, no one can tell you why it's funny, and it's….

The best comedy I ever did was when people didn't know who I was..

When I began to read, I began to exist.

Donald Trump is temperamentally unfit..

I'm surprised there aren't more celebrities in burkhas..

History is always repeating itself, but each time the price goes up..

Ontogeny re-capitulates phylogeny..

A text is evolutionary by its very nature..

It is hard enough to be good at all, but to be good in comedy speaks for your character..

We are not going to let Donald Trump bankrupt America the way he bankrupted his casinos..

My comedy notebooks are filled with random journal entries. It's all the same. I can look back on old joke notebooks, and know exactly what was going….

The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it..

Comedy is great; you get to laugh! Life is so serious..

There's always been physical suffering in comedy..

The radio was my big influence. Comedy came from the instinctual feel I had for language..

I liked the place I came from. But a lot of what I liked about it was that I had come from there..

I chose to do comedy instead of going to college..

One of the interesting things about comedy is it's tension release, and nothing creates tension faster than anger..

I have always loved both drama and comedy..