But possibly I am something more than I suppose myself to be..

To say a thing 'must be', is the very power that makes it..

Rehabilitate the germs that cause bad breath..

The new evangelization ... begins in the confessional..

There are so many women out there relying on me to represent them..

You have to do what you fear, otherwise fear is in charge..

Eee-nee-mee-nee-my-nee-moe.

Bette Midler can say four-letter words and make you love it..

What could be worse than having to be seen resorting to your own life..

Better to be screwed physically than financially..

I think comedy is one of the hardest things to do..

There's not many good comedies to watch - you know, comedies that make you glad you watched them..

Comedy is a camouflage for depression..

There was a time when He was not..

My theory is, if you can do comedy and you can be in a scene with someone like Brad Garrett and hold your own, you've really got a future in this bus….

I gravitate towards anything that has a grain of comedy to it..

I'd love to do some comedy. Particularly French comedy, which I know sounds like a contradiction in terms..

When you do a comedy, the goals are much clearer to me..

Anger and comedy are really connected..

I didn't know how to grab your best material and put it together into a comedy set. I would just choose subjects and do it onstage. That's what I lea….

I better start doing stand up comedy in Spanish before every comedian in Mexico translates my jokes..