Movement turns dead dogs into maggots and daisies, and flour butter sugar an egg and a tablespoon of milk into Abernethy biscuits, and spermatozoa an….
By adopting a wonderful mutt, you'll save a life and help reduce animal homelessness while also boosting your chances of a more robust new furry frie….
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog..
Since I went no grasse hath growne on my hele..
Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It wont be me, but I can sit comfortably a….
When I was 18 I already had a business going..
Man's nature is made up of four elements, which produce in him four attributes, namely, the beastly, the brutal, the satanic, and the divine. In man ….
A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense..
Things [only] exist once they are represented..
You can hold onto anything to make you carry on..
Take what you got and fly with it..
I've never been competitive with anybody but myself..
I'd be happy to have my biography be the stories of my dogs. To me, to live without dogs would mean accepting a form of blindness..
I had a little dog and my dog was very small....Of all the treasures that were mine, I loved him most of all..
O merry, merry, merry, like only dogs know how to be happy and nothing more, with an absolute shameless nature..
Take not into your ear that scum of hell that people call tittle-tattle. Whosoever willingly listens to a slander is equally guilty with the one who ….
Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage..
My dad, Donald, was a vet and had a practice in Yorkshire. Cats and dogs were his bread and butter, but his greatest love was large animals..
We’re days away from going full scale against Malone, and in the meantime, we’re under fire from above. And I’m about as useful as a three-legged dog….
When you're the ingénue no one is really interested in you for that..
Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?.