Get a good dog. We have not picked up food in the kitchen in 15 years..
I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do..
I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor..
You're fighting a battle of good and evil with your dog pimp! Your only weapon is the shimmy! There is power in the shimmy! Make him fear your shimmy….
Dogs are our best teachers and biggest healers. We can learn so much from them about how to live life in balance, and they are a constant source of s….
The real platform for religion is based on the concepts of compassion, respect and consideration, not just for human beings, but for all forms of lif….
I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the last day of my estate sale simply to discover ….
We can defer, yet time is most certainly not..
Every living being seeks instinctively to complete itself..
You're afraid of your own anger..
When we decide to do something, we do it quickly..
There are things I cannot say..
All I have to do is find someone who has something to say that will enrich my life and they can't get rid of me..
Life doesn't come at you. It comes from you..
I only invoked what you already knew..
I thought a great line in the What Just Happened movie said, "We're just the mayonnaise.".
Forgiveness frees the forgiver..
I get blamed for things I have nothing to do with..
I've never been a good hitter..
Never take a picture of anything you are not passionately interested in..
I do so much work that I don't have a lot of time for my life!.