Whoever can find the answer to this question: "How can I say this to my dog" has already won the game..

My Twitter reflects what's going on with me in my life..

Dogs, for a reason that can only be described as divine, have the ability to forgive, let go of the past, and live each day joyously. It's something ….

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..

I work in L.A. from time to time..

I have seen your despatch expressing your unwillingness to break your hold where you are. Neither am I willing. Hold on with a bull-dog gripe, and ch….

A marriage can go wrong at any time..

The good Shepherd dog knows his master almost better than himself and must wonder indeed at the lack of the reverse..

The more I see of Mankind, the more I prefer my dog..

Just as the athlete has his coach, the Hindu his yogi, and the student his mentor, there are many of us who find wisdom in dogs. Because of their tea….

When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary..

It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that….

I've got different ideas of complete happiness. But one is being by myself out in a forest, completely happy. Another is walking with a dog in some n….

Music induces nightingales to sing, pug dogs to yelp..

We are hurtling back into a Soviet abyss, into an information vacuum that spells death from our own ignorance. All we have left is the internet, wher….

Every day is Christmas Day to a dog..

My Scottie refused to go for a walk with a friend of the house, but she would joyously accompany any stranger who drove a car..

Fate is trying to kill me. I miss my dog. What's a doctor going to say? You're not ill, you're mad as a muffin? They'll either lock me up or tell me ….

Clinton's pet Labrador, Buddy, is getting neutered. The dog will never have sex again. Overnight, they've turned Buddy from a Democrat into a Republi….

Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers..

They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afra….