Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson..

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us..

The name is not important anymore - it's the tone that counts. I feel like an old dog I know. He will come to any name you call him, just so long a….

My dog doesn't like dogs, and I kind of get where she's coming from; I'm not too keen on people..

She never sat down in a car but stood, braced tense, facing the wind. Now and again she would turn her face toward me with an apologetic expression a….

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door..

It made her think of Laika, the dog. The man-made satellite streaking soundlessly across the blackness of outer space. The dark, lustrous eyes of the….

Nobody who lived through the '50s thought the '60s could've existed. So there's always hope..

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet..

Loving and parenting a dog as a single parent can create all sorts of new and unusual problems, but also new sources of joy..

Friendship isn't always sunnyside up..

You cannot have the right to do what is wrong!.

If a dog is biting a black man, the black man should kill the dog, whether the dog is a police dog or a hound dog or any kind of dog. If a dog is fix….

I definitely take a lot of bad pictures!.

People have been warning us that language was going to the dogs ever since Latin started turning into French. Yet the dogs in question never seem to ….

I don't do close-ups any more. I am better looking from the waist downwards..

To understand yourself is the beginning of wisdom..

A writer once asked what I'd say if I ever met my biggest hater. I paused, thought deeply and said, "Probably 'suk a dog dik, motherfuker.'".

Any time you demonstrate against segregation and a man has the audacity to put a police dog on you, kill that dog, kill him, I'm telling you, kill th….

The times when we could fully count on others are over to a certain extent..

Faith that is sure of itself is not faith; faith that is sure of God is the only faith there is..