Quotes on Funny Friend

However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship.

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

Some people look for a beautiful place, others make a place beautiful.

A friend may be waiting behind a stranger's face.

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.

Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.

I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me. I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day, as you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way.

There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.

If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'

The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever.