Quotes on Funny Wine

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.

Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.

God made only water, but man made wine.

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.

The wine in the bottle does not quench thirst.

Life is too short to drink bad wine.

The discovery of a good wine is increasingly better for mankind than the discovery of a new star.

Wine is sunlight, held together by water.

Good wine is a necessity of life for me.

The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.

Good wine is a good familiar creature if it be well used.

Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.

One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.

Wine ... offers a greater range for enjoyment and appreciation than possibly any other purely sensory thing which may be purchased.

Remember gentleman, it's not just France we're fighting for, it's Champagne!

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Wine is one of the most civilized things in the world and one of the most natural things of the world that has been brought to the greatest perfection, and it offers a greater range for enjoyment and appreciation than, possibly, any other purely sensory thing.