How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?.

Do what you're told, and everything will be all right..

Music has always been part of my life..

We think there is a parallel between federal involvement in education and the decline in profit over recent years..

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M..

You can make anything out of anything..

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you..

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

What is algebra exactly; is it those three-cornered things?.

Religion is one of the safest places to hide from God..

Life is brought down to the basics: if you are warm, regular, healthy, not thirsty or hungry, then you are not on a mountain... Climbing at altitude ….

My handicap? Woods and irons..

You and I are more than you and I because it's we..

You either are or you're not..

The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome..

Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult..

Hope can get you through anything..

In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant..

I liked myself better when I wasnt me..

I can go right, I can go left, I'm amphibious..

The greasier, the better..