I have this thing that, once I finish a movie, I never see it again..

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny..

The future is not something to be predicted, it's something to be achieved..

We cannot work for others without working for ourselves..

For things to change, we must change..

Faith is taking God seriously..

Emotionally I'm about 13..

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile..

What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself..

If I ever mary, it will be on a suddn impulse - as aman shoots himself.

And some looked even more like each other than they did like themselves..

Being on the air is and probably always will be the highest point for me..

Good authors, too, who once knew better words now only use four-letter words writing prose... anything goes..

We were very aggressive, and when we're aggressive, it's hard to stop us..

My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace o….

There are worse things than being constantly hired to do anything..

If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours..

Small earthquake in Chile. Not many dead..

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall..

I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one..

It implies a slight failure as a writer that you are reduced to being a ghostwriter for the money..