Become the very best in your business!.

Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself - and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure..

I love Bridget Fonda..

I'm not going to die. If I'm going to die, it won't be now. So, I'm not going to limit myself. I will keep on going while I have the strength..

I have nothing to hide!.

Nobody tells me f-k all!.

I'm structured with time..

Let's stop the startwatch..

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before..

He has carried every point, who has combined that which is useful with that which is agreeable..

Stop fearing being attacked..

You don't have to forego education to do anything. Even if you want to go to the NBA, you should read..

I love to work. I love doing standup..

I love a good non sequitur..

You work with what you got..

"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers?.

I just like to build things and do things..

My favorite show is America's Funniest Home Videos. People will get hit on the head and I feel bad cause I'm laughing my head off!.

I have this thing that, once I finish a movie, I never see it again..

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny..

The future is not something to be predicted, it's something to be achieved..