I didn't plan on rock-n-roll. I wanted to learn jazz; I got to know some people doing rock-n-roll with jazz, and I thought I could make some money pl….

Wasn't Winston Churchill the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me... that's black..

Don't do nothing because you can't do everything. Do something!.

Do not be in a hurry to succeed. What would you have to live for afterwards? Better make the horizon your goal; it will always be ahead of you..

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence..

I actually love actors..

To understand yourself is the beginning of wisdom..

When we decide to do something, we do it quickly..

It's looks like someone slapped you in the face with a fruit roll-up or something!.

Yeah. Some people just don't understand when their facial hair starts to look ridiculous..

Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather..

Living is more a question of what one spends than what one makes..

God created a system which gave us freewill..

You can't be pro-business unless you're pro education..

I never even visualized for a second doing what I'm doing..

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't..

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing..

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory..

The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one..

What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?.

Better to be disliked than pitied..