God created a system which gave us freewill..

You can't be pro-business unless you're pro education..

I never even visualized for a second doing what I'm doing..

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't..

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing..

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory..

The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one..

What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they expect to find?.

Better to be disliked than pitied..

That's history. I say history because it happened in the past..

Mansell can see him in his earphone..

And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn't surprising as this is an all Escort race..

Mansell is slowing it down, taking it easy. Oh, no he isn't! It's a lap record..

Jenson Button is in the top ten, in eleventh position..

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

No one is content with his own lot..

Learned or unlearned we all must be scribbling..

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.

History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it..

We've got to change our regulatory system..

My life is now a constant assessment of whether what's happening in real life is more entertaining than what's happening on my phone..