We've got stained glass windows in our house; it's those damned pigeons..

To say more, is to say less..

There's so much to be afraid of..

Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a dog's organ. In a related story today, Ke….

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing..

As thy days, so shall thy strength be..

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it..

Don't just talk about it, do it..

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?.

Do what you're told, and everything will be all right..

Music has always been part of my life..

We think there is a parallel between federal involvement in education and the decline in profit over recent years..

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M..

You can make anything out of anything..

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you..

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

What is algebra exactly; is it those three-cornered things?.

Religion is one of the safest places to hide from God..

Life is brought down to the basics: if you are warm, regular, healthy, not thirsty or hungry, then you are not on a mountain... Climbing at altitude ….

My handicap? Woods and irons..

You and I are more than you and I because it's we..