A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth..

The beginning is the chiefest part of any work..

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Reegan scowled at Cath. "Are you Zack, or are you Cody?"..

2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!".

I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift..

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart..

I woke up my pop in the middle of the night 'cause the boogie man's under my bed. My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running ….

The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink..

Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear to God, man - the hook….

Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends..

Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you..

Sometimes the person who is the most logical is the person whom we call insane..

I didn't choose poetry: poetry chose me..

Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?.

I don't just love her, she owns me. Completely. I'd do anything for her.

No. Don't you do this to us..

I definitely like being in bands with other women because it's just, I don't know, it's just better..

Almost every one flatters himself that he and his are exceptionable..

We all played bad before we played good..

I was never trained for anything.