You can't even see it. I'm the safest thing you'll ever find.

Seeing you lights up my day, to hear your voice makes me smile all cheesy, to see you smile makes my heart all warm and fuzzy, when you say I love yo….

If this enormous pressure didn't exist, I wouldn't have been elected. It would have been one of the usual candidates..

You'll never learn how to do your endings until you FINISH your endings..

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years..

The image is an image..

I've seen Steelheart bleed.

Words are where most change begins..

We are not only what we eat, but how we eat, too..

The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push..

Motion is a great tranquilizer..

'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all..

Presuasion is what you say immediately before you deliver your message that leverages your success tremendously..

You can only go to places that you will let yourself go..

A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your d….

Courage doesn't always roar..

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up..

Dedicate yourself to expressing your best..

Well, Harry Reid and other members of congress, they're just furious over this Olympic uniform deal. He says we should burn the uniforms, and it's an….

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid..

Do what you gotta do and stay fly.