When you are there, you are. With words, you aren't..

There are no more liberals Theyve all been mugged..

My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'.

The future did not arrive..

I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit a deer with the airplane. and there was a silence ….

What we choose, changes us. What we love, transforms us..

But you don't have your druthers in life, do you?.

But the God of the Bible is not only One, but the only possible One..

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap..

Don't live with writers. Writers are bastards..

I don't go near the money and the money doesn't go near me..

Life's a pitch, and then you buy..

Lu-cy...you have some s'plainin' to do. ~Gem.

In your 20s, you learn. In your 30s, you earn..

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either..

I live a pretty anonymous life..

The quieter we become, the more we can hear..

I even watched Mulholland Drive in French... it didn't make much more sense in French, but I have to say, it didn't make any less sense either..

Not much happens in Russian Federation without Vladimir Putin..

I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to..