I even watched Mulholland Drive in French... it didn't make much more sense in French, but I have to say, it didn't make any less sense either..

Not much happens in Russian Federation without Vladimir Putin..

I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to..

Only the fittest will survive..

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it..

Life is something that everyone should try at least once..

Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses....

Yes. I guess it's the foolish romantic in me, but you see, I don’t think that sex is my Muse..

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off..

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole.".

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance..

What we are not changing, we are choosing..

I never have anything to talk about..

You got to be right with yourself before you can be right with anybody else..

Vegtables, what food eats before it becomes food..

Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots..

Meaning, not beauty, is what we are after..

God is God, and I'm not..

I just take everything one at a time and make sure everything I do is the best..

You can't control what you can't measure.