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I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh. It's almost too funny to get an award.
I write what I think is funny and I write from a sense of popping a balloon or a sense of injustice, whether it's about yourself, or whether it's about something else. It's my worldview; it doesn't mean that everybody has to agree with it.
Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.
Anything can be funny, man.
It's funny: when people always talk about the importance of role models, I used to think that was so exaggerated, but as I get older, I start to realize I don't feel that way so much anymore. If you see somebody like you who's doing something, an older version of what you are, it does make you feel like it's more possible.
I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And it's like, 'Okay. That's your opinion. Somebody liked it, so that's good.' Hopefully it balances out.
What intrigues me is that there are funny people in the real East End. It's famous for it. There'd be blokes dressing up as women as a lark, but 'EastEnders' seems blind to the fact that they enjoy a laugh. There should be a cheery chappy on there.
Chemistry's a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone.
I have a very short attention span, which is funny. I mean, you'd watch me and think that I don't, but I actually do.
I'm just happy I ended up in New York. It's funny because growing up, I used to play 'NBA Jam' all the time, and I would play as the Knicks. I was a huge Michael Jordan fan, and I would always be mad because he wasn't in the game. I would play as Charles Oakley and Patrick Ewing and just rough everybody up.
It's funny - Americans are the colonials who ran away from the royals, and yet we're fascinated by them.
When it comes down to it, glam rock was all very amusing. At the time, it was funny, then a few years later it became sort of serious-looking and a bit foreboding.
It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child.
It's funny, I get a little quieter with time. I don't want to chase my tail and one day repeat myself and repeat myself and one day have kids going to college and not have memories that I should, because I was too busy doing my thing.
Having a solo career is a funny thing.
Growing up, you see movies, and the big person is always the butt of a joke or the funny best friend, or they lose weight, and that's when they become redeemable.
People are marked down for their age - once you get past 30, people look at you a bit funny. When you get to 35, the questions are all, 'When are you going to stop?' Calm down!
People always ask about my dad and his comedic influence. It's funny because my mom is really the comedian of our household.
I've grown up around some incredibly funny people, which has been a blessing and curse because now I've been completely spoiled in terms of what I find funny.
Big shout out to Nas: if you want to scream my name out again and put my name in your rhyme, I think it's funny. Let's make some money from it. Just don't take it so serious, man.
The funny thing about this business is the only time I get praised is for being critical, but I don't want that to be my sole reputation as an announcer.
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