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Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but I also know that funny outlasts pretty any day of the week.
Humour has to have a huge nugget of truth to be funny. You cannot laugh at something unbelievable. Whenever I say something on a lighter note, I am basically unwrapping the truth from a different perspective, and that makes it funny.
I never considered myself a funny person.
I didn't know exactly what a hipster was until we were in Brooklyn. It's like a species. On first seeing it, I was like, 'Oh my God, oh my God...' Pre-tt-y fun-ny.
I think you could take any Bruckheimer movie and do it with puppets, and it would be screamingly funny.
All the religions are super funny to me.
It's funny, I've always wanted to work crazy hard.
For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business.
I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.'
I know my spirit is not mean, and I have a very good spirit and a funny spirit.
Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow.
The truth is, I've never thought of myself as the Michael Jordan of comedy. And that's a good thing. You know why? Because I'm not. Wasn't that Richard Pryor? Yes, it was. I know what I am: I'm funny!
I don't need no stool and mike stand. I don't need all of that to be funny. I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I'm at. I'm like Marvin Gaye.
I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.
It's so funny because no matter what you say, fans only read and hear what they want.
If I get dressed up, and my boyfriend says, 'You look gorgeous,' I kinda feel funny. I don't know if I'm particularly comfortable with being attractive.
I'm good at being funny.
Your name is a funny thing. It stands for what you're about, and everything I do is really about pride.
I've always really enjoyed sounds and alliteration and funny words and funny melodies.
It's funny: I don't feel like I have any particular privileged feeling for the Fifties.
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