They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the convers….

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most..

What can go wrong will go wrong..

Not everything that’s cool is science, but everything in science is cool..

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made..

We are not only what we eat, but how we eat, too..

Only describe, don't explain..

Stop aspiring. Start doing..

We are so much more undiscovered than we are discovered..

I don't get handed money - and I never will. I have to work!.

Instead of using your thoughts, become your thoughts.

Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!.

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest..

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth..

Q: Does this train stop at Brighton? A: I hope so or there's going to be a hell of a splash..

The future belongs to the free..

I'm small, but I'm neither compliant nor agreeable..

The Price Is Right can really get me going..

The rules are what make us better..

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her..

When there is nothing to fear is the time to begin fearing everything..