If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God??.

Where I came from, no one was a writer..

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day..

It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon..

He's 31 this year: last year he was 30..

Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?.

It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day..

Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs..

Wasn't Winston Churchill the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me... that's black..

And the line up for the final of the women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.

Underconfidence breeds underachievement..

Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new..

We were together. I forget the rest..

Food is an important part of a balanced diet..

My hands and ears get me where I need to go..

Richard Dunne comes from a great footballing family... the Dunne family.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked..

One doesn't have to get anywhere in a marriage. It's not a public conveyance..

I don't really get recognised very much..

Here we are on the road. We must be going somewhere..

Times are bad, God is good..