If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Bec….

To be alone is to be free, and freedom was the only happiness accessible to my nature..

It reads better than it lives.

I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast.

Music changes, and I'm gonna change right along with it..

It's never over till it's over with a friend..

When you have something to do life will not allow you to ove foward until you do it..

We're on tour for six months out of the year..

Possibilitas tua mensura tua'(What is possible to you is what you will be measured by)..

Right now, we happen to be in a general period of regression, not just in education. A lot of what's happening is sort of backlash to the 60s; the 60….

Of course, there are a lot of ways you can treat the blues, but it will still be the blues..

Do something: You can always correct something but you can never correct nothing..

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of..

I am Not The Best, But I Have The Potential To Be Something Great..

To a dog, motoring isn't just a way of getting from here to there, it's also a thrill and an adventure. The mere jingle of car keys is enough to send….

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help..

So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'..

I make more movies than I see..

I'm addicted to directing!.

Today a newcomer to the state is automatically eligible for our many aid programs the moment he crosses the border..

Both humans and dogs love to play well into adulthood, and individuals from both species occasionally display evidence of having a conscience..