Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest..

The reason we'd stopped was that the buffet car was on fire, that was the reason we stopped. One of the giant biscuits spontaneously combusted out of….

I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end..

The loving touch, like music, often utters the things that cannot be spoken..

I perceived that I wouldn't have to go out and search for what I was supposed to do- it would unfold before me..

We are each the love of someone's life..

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused..

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river..

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Farewell, dearest friend, never to see one another any more till at the right hand of Christ..

When you are in love- everything is romantic.

All I am is what I'm going after..

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?.

It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a force strong enough to reflect the greatest hopes and fears of those who ….

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer..

I would rather be loved by somebody who respected me..

I've always approached screenplays and so forth with, "How would it really happen?" Not "What's the movie version?" but "What's the real-life version….

There’s a period of time in your life when I kind of look back, and I’m like, was I happy, or was I just not aware?.

I'll be one of the Who's of Whoville..

Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is maki….

My boss at Christmas was a lot of fun: "I want you to look in your pay envelopes and you'll know that I keep the Christmas spirit around here. Becau….