All great acheivements require time..

There's a fine line between masturbating while you look out a window, and masturbating while you're looking in a window. I'll give you a hint: one of….

Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? "Damn I got to get the hell out of here!" "What was I thinking!".

Don't get me wrong, I like to cuddle. But there is such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that they can't get away..

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin..

A brand not responding on Twitter is like hanging up the phone on customers. With millions watching..

I've always been in music. I started out in music, and I will continue to do music..

Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!.

There have been times when I felt suicidal and I would stop my head from going in that direction of negativity because I thought there'd be something….

You can't get rid of a part that makes you you and be happy..

Basketballs dont hold grudges!.

Kissing babies and hugging fat girls..

Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'.

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it..

With Carmina Burana, my collected works begin..

May we now all rise and sing the eternal school hymn: "Attack. Attack. Attack Attack Attack!".

It is beyond my apprehension..

I'm easily entertained..

I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can't believe the size of it and ….

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start..

I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a ….