I have since talked to some of my girlfriends sexual assault and found out that they had their own experiences that they never shared at the time. It….

tend to be better at describing feelings and ideas, and worse at painting a picture of any physical thing. I have terrible spatial reasoning skills s….

Parking's expensive, so I walk or ride my bike, which is good because my girlfriend's getting her PhD as an environmental engineer..

And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR, I chopped off ….

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend..

Can't he be lonely and unbalanced around someone else's girlfriend?.

God is like a shitty girlfriend..

Watching a make-out while wrapped in a blanket with a guy she wanted to make out with made her feel exposed. Obvious. Transparent. Like her thoughts ….

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend..

I'm guessing I'm your fake girlfriend? B. J. Asks, sighing. It's a miracle that he figured it out. He's not usually the best with things that aren't ….

I had girlfriends, but settling down was the last thing on my mind..

Just for a while": Death's opening chat-up line in His great seduction, before he drugged you with soporific comforts, distracted you with minor luxu….

If you tell people your ambitions, they usually laugh at you. When I told my girlfriends when I was 12 that I was going to Hollywood, they all laughe….

I don't know if I'm a Twitter addict. That seems kind of harsh. I would say it's more that I'm seriously involved. That it's a long-term relationship….

I have to say, though, that somebody pointed out to me on YouTube that Conan O'Brien was being interviewed, and he was talking about how, oddly enoug….

Here's the story: 25 years ago, I had my lips injected with silicone. Stupid thing to do at 24. I saw 'Beaches.' Remember that movie 'Beaches'? I did….

After my last girlfriend broke up with me, I looked at how our relationship had gone and how my previous relationships had gone, and even though thos….

He helped John Cusak get his girlfriend back..

The first half of high school, I had a girlfriend, and then the second half I got to know these guys who would just get stoned and jam. I had struck ….

I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you..

...then he looked at my T-shirt and saw Byron's picture on it and he quoted "She Walks in Beauty," which is like my favorite poem next to the one by ….