Everybody I've ever met was destroyed by a member of the opposite sex early on and that damage you took into every relationship after that, everybody….

It must be hard just to be someone's girlfriend..

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me..

Oh, that,' said Ginny, giggling. 'Well-Percy's got a girlfriend.' Fred dropped a stack of books on George's head. 'What?' 'It's that Ravenclaw prefec….

I remember when I was a teenager thinking my girlfriend was cheating on me, and going around riling myself up. Pretending to cry. It was totally ille….

When you're in a relationship, the dynamic seems to change over time. I only had two long-term girlfriends, but with both of them, as time went on, t….

The best things in life can never be kept; They must be given away. A Smile, a Kiss, and Love If you are asking if I'd hurt you, the answer is ne….

My first wife was a brunette, and Barbi Benton, my major romantic relationship of the early 1970s, was a brunette. But since the end of my marriage, ….

Yeah, that’s exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back..

Girlfriend, if you're waiting for a fairy godmother to show up with a dress and a ride, you're not going to make it to the party..

Whenever I go into Bloomingdales, I head to the womens shoe section and think, Hmm, maybe Ill get my next girlfriend a pair of those. I always buy my….

What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?.

I stepped forward. Call me old-fashioned, but I wanted to keep his focus on me and not Annabeth. I think it’s polite for a guy to protect his girlfri….

I have so many single girlfriends who fit themselves into the mold of what they think a guy's looking for. But being comfortable around men is about ….

It's so weird to say this about the icon and legend that is Cher, but she's like an old girlfriend. We still talk all the time. She's an incredible p….

Fathers and sons are natural enemies. Look at any species. Shark, sees his father in the water, he's not thinking, Hey dad, wassup ? He's thinking, B….

I just did something on a show on UPN called "Girlfriends" that will be on television in February. I am actually a much better actor today than I was….

Many fathers go their entire lives without announcing how sexy their son's old girlfriends are..

Shortly before my arrest, my girlfriend at the time, who's now my wife of ten years, told me she was quitting drugs and going to church. I went with ….

You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have com….

I have a girlfriend who talks like that all the time. Who constantly complain about their periods and plumbing and stuff..