I have always wanted to live where one could practice (golf) shots in one's pajamas before breakfast..
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business..
We know that golf is an ancient game with great history and tradition, but our golf is only 10 years old so don't judge us too harshly..
If I had hit it like I wanted to I'd have holed it..
I have a couple [of grandsons] that are in college playing lacrosse. It's great and it's fun. But they all also play golf a little bit..
If I did that, playing golf would drive me crazy..
Golf: The most ... perfect expression of National Stupidity..
Apart from golf, it was a great week..
A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills which vets blow down the throats o….
Most people who play golf have one big trouble: they think too much. To get any real mileage out of this game you've got to sit on your imagination..
Golf courses are beautiful, it's good for the soul and it gets out the anger... well, if you don't care about the score then you won't have a heart a….
Pretty it's pretty good for me because I'm over here in the winters. It's really improved my golf game..
The USGA doesn't want to recognize the fact that today's players are better than ever. They seem willing to do anything to prevent us from shooting s….
Only one golfer in a thousand grips the club lightly enough..
Golf's Holy Grail - a genius course..
In golf, 'close' is like the north and south rim of the Grand Canyon..
Every day I try to tell myself that this is going to be fun today. I try to put myself in a great frame of mind before I go out - then I screw it up ….
Nobody ever heard Jack Nicklaus say "I don't know" about anything..
You can talk about strategy all you want, but what really matters is resilience. On the last nine holes of the Masters or the Open, there's going to ….
I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS..
When Nicklaus plays wells well, he wins. When he plays badly, he finishes second. When he plays terribly, he finishes third..