I enjoy the oohs! and aahs! from the gallery when I hit my drives. But I'm getting pretty tired of the awws! and uhhs! when I miss the putt..
Golf is just a game - and an idiotic game most of the time..
Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place..
The game embarrasses you until you feel inadequate..
You learn to accept defeat graciously in golf. Unlike other sports, the game itself is a constant opponent. It never stops. A golfer is fortunate to ….
If we are to preserve the integrity of golf as left to us by our forefathers, it is up to all of us to carry on the true spirit of the game..
Writing is like playing golf - you have to keep working at your swing..
Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose..
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire..
I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English..
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone..
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off..
If the rest of his foursome are bunched directly behind his ball, or assume the foetal position with their backs to the tee, the golfer is reminded t….
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score..
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par..
The older I get, the more I want to do. It beats death, decay or golf in unfortunate trousers. Peace and quiet depress me..
My wife and I like to go to church if we're in town. On Sundays, I try to be as chill as I can, whether I'm watching golf or barbecuing..
I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It wa….
When I'm not acting, I try to be normal, play golf, play hockey. It's funny because you're in this little bubble when you're working - you don't read….
I had played so poorly recently, I started thinking that maybe I should do something else. Then I saw my friends going to work everyday and realised ….
The average player would rather play than watch. Those who don't play can't possibly appreciate the subtleties of the game. Trying to get their atten….