The hardest thing in golf is trying to two-putt when you have to, because your brain isn't wired that way. You're accustomed to trying to make putts,….
All of us have an 'inner clock,' a certain pace at which we function most comfortably and effectively..
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife..
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf..
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came….
The number eighteen is symbolically meaningful because it is the numerical equivalent of the Hebrew word chai, which means life..
There are five top superstars in golf, 20 great stars, and 30 good ones. The rest should go and get jobs..
Elderly gentlemen, gentle in all respects, kind to animals, beloved by children, and fond of music, are found in lonely corners of the downs, hacking….
The course is perfection and it asks perfection..
Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everyt….
When it blows here, even the seagulls walk..
I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn't want to talk golf all night..
My game is like a cross between karaoke and rap: crap..
The word is control. That's my ultimate - to have control..
Nothing dissects a man in public quite like golf..
I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart..
You've got a fairly good idea as to what the questions are going to be. But how to record the best answer is another matter..
It is the addition of strangeness to beauty that constitutes the romantic character in art..
I feel like I'm back visiting an old grandmother. She's crotchety and eccentric, but also elegant, and anyone who doesn't fall in love with her has n….
You build a golf game like you build a wall, one brick at a time..
The man who runs from his office to the golf club, gulps a sandwich, belches and races to the first tee has no business howling in anguish when he pu….