Golf is a game of endless failure and frustration..
Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much..
Once when I was golfing in Georgia, I hooked the ball into the swamp. I went in after it and found an alligator wearing a shirt with a picture of a l….
Enjoy the game. Happy golf is good golf..
I got so strong I felt like a giant.....When I stood on the tee with Arnold and Jack, I was tiny compared to them. But I never believed they were big….
One of the reasons why I, 'a medical man' decided to give up medicine was a firm conviction of the extraordinary influence on health of pleasurable e….
I like the thought of playing for money instead of silverware. I never did like to polish..
It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her..
A good golf course is like good music or good anything else; it is not necessarily a course which appeals the first time one plays over it, but one w….
Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play..
Golf is a game, and talk and discussion is all to the interests of the game. Anything that keeps the game alive and prevents us being bored with it i….
The chief object of every golf architect or greenkeeper worth his salt is to imitate the beauties of nature so closely as to make his work indistingu….
I try to build courses for the most enjoyment by the greatest number..
I have always wanted to live where one could practice (golf) shots in one's pajamas before breakfast..
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business..
We know that golf is an ancient game with great history and tradition, but our golf is only 10 years old so don't judge us too harshly..
If I had hit it like I wanted to I'd have holed it..
I have a couple [of grandsons] that are in college playing lacrosse. It's great and it's fun. But they all also play golf a little bit..
Golf: The most ... perfect expression of National Stupidity..
A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills which vets blow down the throats o….
Most people who play golf have one big trouble: they think too much. To get any real mileage out of this game you've got to sit on your imagination..